Alan

History

 * Alan is believed to be a representation of The Kid's obnoxious step-dad.

My theory: Alan was fired from Magic Mouse Burgers n Fun and went on a rage and killed everybody on site, he kept his boss' and his co-worker's head on his apron as a trophy of what he had done.

Special Moves

 * L.F.S. (75 DMG) - Short for "Lumbersexual Fuck Stick", this move allows Alan to throw his Chainsaw at a target ahead of him. Holding [R2] charges the move, and releasing it throws the chainsaw. Once thrown, the Chainsaw must be found and picked up again, but can also automatically return to him over time.
 * The Flying Death (50 DMG) - Alan takes flight with Chainsaw in hand. Press [R2] to take off, and then [R2] again when near an enemy to unleash a devastating 360 degree circle swipe.

Character Abilities

 * Regeneration - Alan is capable of regenerating Health over time. Because of this, Alan is unable to pick up the standard health items scattered around the maps.
 * Invisibility - Alan can go invisible, allowing him to hide from most opponents until is runs out or he attacks another player. Using Alan's Invisibility continually drains his Puke Punch the longer he stays invisible.

Pros and Cons

 * Melee attacks against Diabla Tijuana with a Chainsaw in hand do extra damage.
 * Cyborgula can see Alan while he is invisible.

Quotes
" I only eat burgers that come from Magic Mouse Burgers and Fun!" "You Sons a Bitches are all dead meat, which we proudly serve at Magic Mouse Burgers n Fun! Hahaha!" "You sure look funny when you die" "Ugh, no, That shit will kill ya" "Thanks for choosing me, Let's go kill people, Together, Hahahah!" "Hi kids, Magic Mouse here, I just can't wait to gut you wide open! Hahaha!" After Killing Bronco "Whose Killing who, Soldier Boy!?"; "Suck my Lumbersexual Fuck Stick"

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